I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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