And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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