My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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