what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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