we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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