Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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