when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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