We need to rekindle our bromance
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
tell me about the fingering
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