is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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