just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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