hell yes lets make some ravioli
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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