with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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