bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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