Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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