I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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