i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Your penis caused this!
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