when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i will never coherently bang her
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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