My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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