TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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