No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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