We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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