so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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