so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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