The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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