Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I looked at my own cervix.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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