i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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