They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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