WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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