Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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