Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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