Have you finally orgasmed yet?
420 ftw
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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