dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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