i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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