yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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