...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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