hotel room ftw
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Randomize