well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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