Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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