he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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