Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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