ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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