this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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