I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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