he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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