anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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