actually, I'm a sock model
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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