he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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