All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You need Xanax blowdarts
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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