Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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