I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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