we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Come on in and take your pants off
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